[ 2012-01-09 ]

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make
a dead man cum.”

A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held
on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of
her clients-a dead man.

The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory
Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.

Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with
desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by
Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post
mortem erection while being bathed.

Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and
proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise,
the alleged victim came to orgasm after several
minutes.

A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive
pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical
exam.

Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading
to the conception, the police were notified.
Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her
dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the
mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the
dead man’s estate for child support.

Source - deadseriousnews.com

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